Do not drink vast amounts tequila before the day of graduation because you will get a horrible hangover that will cause you to hate everything in existence. You will also up chuck on your poor mother's front porch. That was my nugget of truth for the day.
And a haiku:
simple agave
sinister in liquid form
liver abhors thee.
You neglected to mention that while under the influence of said tequila, barfing in the washing machine seemed like a good idea at the time! LOL that was the funniest part of my visit home! Love you little sis!
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