I got my scanner out! Let me explain the picture involving a battered me wearing a sombrero. A week before the graduation ceremony I had the idea about wearing a neon green sombrero instead of the mortar board. After telling my friends about this, one of them gave the idea to make a petition about this. After 52 signatures I talked to a more upper ranking college official (I don't know if there is such a thing, I'm just BSin') and this person said that this would be distracting and could not wear it. I want to say that I went against this person's opinions and wore the sombrero like a total badass, but I would be lying so instead I hotglued a mini sombrero to my mortar board. Take that stuck-up liberal college!
I survived four years of grueling academic hell.
preview for a zine about my love for kids in the hall.
Do not drink vast amounts tequila before the day of graduation because you will get a horrible hangover that will cause you to hate everything in existence. You will also up chuck on your poor mother's front porch. That was my nugget of truth for the day.
And a haiku:
sinister in liquid form
liver abhors thee.