fear = green underwear

the original 

the adaptation

   

Jodorowsky

Scanner!

 I got my scanner out! Let me explain the picture involving a battered me wearing a sombrero. A week before the graduation ceremony I had the idea about wearing a neon green sombrero instead of the mortar board. After telling my friends about this, one of them gave the idea to make a petition about this. After 52 signatures I talked to a more upper ranking college official (I don't know if there is such a thing, I'm just BSin') and this person said that this would be distracting and could not wear it. I want to say that I went against this person's opinions and wore the sombrero like a total badass, but I would be lying so instead I hotglued a mini sombrero to my mortar board. Take that stuck-up liberal college! 

I survived four years of grueling academic hell.

preview for a zine about my love for kids in the hall.

Do not drink vast amounts tequila before the day of graduation because you will get a horrible hangover that will cause you to hate everything in existence. You will also up chuck on your poor mother's front porch. That was my nugget of truth for the day.

And a haiku:
simple agave
sinister in liquid form
liver abhors thee. 
 

THings that I wish I could do but my job prevents me from doing

 - colored hair

Haiku4zeday:
Easy depression
rainbow poptart cat flies by
I still feel like shit

I'm slowly getting over a cold, and I graduate next week. I'm bored out of my mind and all the episodes of arrested development won't help me.

 

my favorite character by the way is Buster (if you haven't figured out)

 

I hated highschool, but I did some nice drawings back then. I'm guessing I was either 14 or 15 when I drew these two.